Playing a mustachioed lieutenant (with a whopping 3 lines) in the Fil-Am Club’s annual assembly calls for a 7th viewing of Full Metal Jacket

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman is my inspiration

“Private Pyle I’m gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! ONE! TWO! THREE!”