Me:  You wanna watch Titanic IN 3D?
Mom: No.
Me: You wanna watch The Godfather IN THEATERS?
Mom: YEAH, WHEN?
Me: Next Thursday, 2 and 7 pm
Mom: Let’s do it. I don’t want to go to work.

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It’s weird, I’ve created a lazy monster that is a mirror image of me. All weekend long she just watched The IT Crowd, Weeds, Shameless, and Arrested Development.

Next, I’m going to convert her to online shopping/bargain hunting.