February 2012
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thehashslingingslasher:
♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ I WISH I HAD A PIZZA AND A BOTTLE OF WINE ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪
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My reaction to the whole program:
30 DAY MOVIE CHALLENGE
heckyeahtumblrchallenges:
Day 01 - Your favorite movie Day 02 - The last movie you watched Day 03 - Your favorite action/adventure movie Day 04 - Your favorite horror movie Day 05 - Your favorite drama movie Day 06 - Your favorite comedy movie Day 07 - A movie that makes you happy Day 08 - A movie that makes you sad Day 09 - A movie that you know practically the whole script of Day 10 - Your...
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hylobats:
Did you know that literally everything good on this earth has lactose in it what is even the point
Dog: Let me in your room.
Dog: Let me out of your room.
Dog: Let me in your room. Last time, I promise.
Dog: Let me out of your room it's too warm in here.
Dog: Let me in your room, I'm freezing my balls off.
Dog: Hey Erin, can you let me out of your room?
Dog: Shit, you know what? I forgot something. Let me in your room.
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versicolors replied to your photo: GONNA GET THESE STUDS ALONG WITH THE ATCQ ONES …
BRUH
this will be my only reason for wearing my hair up
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analrapist69 replied to your photo: GONNA GET THESE STUDS ALONG WITH THE ATCQ ONES …
WHERE WHERE WHERE OMG TELL ME BEFORE I SLAP YOU SILLY
http://www.etsy.com/shop/KeepingItAwkward
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Playing a mustachioed lieutenant (with a whopping 3 lines) in the Fil-Am Club’s annual assembly calls for a 7th viewing of Full Metal Jacket
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman is my inspiration
“Private Pyle I’m gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! ONE! TWO!...
I was reading a New Yorker article for my Economics class where James Surowiecki points out Research In Motion’s mistakes in the smartphone market and why Blackberry phones are now inferior.
Now I feel bad for owning a Blackberry Torch
… and I just got a nice case for it too
#bitterpersonwhodoesn’townaniphone
#bitterpersonwhohadtheopportunitytogetadroid
#droidssuck
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Me: You wanna watch Titanic IN 3D? Mom: No. Me: You wanna watch The Godfather IN THEATERS? Mom: YEAH, WHEN? Me: Next Thursday, 2 and 7 pm Mom: Let’s do it. I don’t want to go to work.
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It’s weird, I’ve created a lazy monster that is a mirror image of me. All weekend long she just watched The IT Crowd, Weeds, Shameless, and Arrested Development.
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Finally, a movie where Louis Garrel doesn't play a...
oh wait nevermind
he just took some scissors to a girl’s tongue